What type of drugs do ducks use?

What type of drugs to ducks use? Quack cocaine.

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What is the best way to find out if someone is ticklish?

Use your test tickles

What cheese do you use to hide a horse?

Mascarpone!

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What do you call a lizard on drugs?

A mariguana.

Why is Bill Cosby like the The Wizard of Oz?

Cosby Cosby Cosby Cosby cos, because of the wonderful things he drugs

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What do ducks use to get high?

Quack cocaine

What type of drugs do ducks use?

What type of drugs to ducks use? Quack cocaine.

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How do you get down from an elephant?

You don't. You get down from a duck.

What do you get when you cross Christmas and a Duck?

A Christmas-Quacker!

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What is the type of conference that brings together knights and mathematicians?

A

What type of car would the Hamburglar drive?

A Hamburghini.