What type of gun is used by a pig that is good with the ladies?

A smoothbore.

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Why do girls who use Tumblr work so many odd jobs?

Because they literally can't even.

Why can't a vegetable win an argument?

Cuz he always uses a straw, man!

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What type of writing is the most profitable?

A ransom note.

What type of pasta is no longer used in Canada?

Penny ...

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What is the first thing you feel when you shoot a baby with a gun?

Recoil

Why don't SJW's like guns?

They can't handle the trigger!

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What did the physicist say to the two women he was trying to pick up at the bar?

Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?"

What's the difference between a Nun and a lady taking a bath?

The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.

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When pigs get a toothache who do they see?

Painless Porker.

What was the pig when he got laryngitis...?

He was dis-gruntled!