What type of gun is used by a pig that is good with the ladies?

A smoothbore.

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

When driving through fog what should you use?

A: Your car.

What do Dothraki use to count their horses?

A Khalculator

Type Jokes More Type Jokes

What type of sense of humor does rain have?

A very wet sense of humor

What type of fish needs to be tuned?

Tune a fish

Gun Jokes More Gun Jokes

What do guns and millennials have in common?

You need to keep them in a safe space if you don't want them triggered.

What do you call a black man with a gun ?

You call him "sir".

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

Why are there so many more men in the military?

Because ladies go in first.

What is the difference between a laddie and a lady?

One has a d where the other doesn't.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

Why did the farmer call his pig "Ink"?

A: Because it was always running out of the pen.

Why didn't the pig have to pay for drinks on the cruise?

A: It was all-oink-lusive.