He spent all day on the web.
Because seven days makes a hole weak.
Because he wanted to make $50K per day from ad revenue.
With a fire drill.
He was always dotting his T's and crossing his I's. (I made up this joke myself)
Because they can spend years at sea.
A buck an ear.
He can't get out of a bath.
We both end up with sticky hands after using the web.
They have webbed feet !