What is Sherlock Holmes' favorite tree?

A-lemon-tree my dear Watson.

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Why did Sherlock Holmes get a colonoscopy?

It's alimentary, Watson.

Why did Sherlock Holmes not want a second cup of tea in the emergency room?

Because it was More ER Tea.

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What's a ten-letter word meaning 'supplying nourishment'?

Sherlock replied, "Alimentary, my dear Watson."

What did Watson and Crick study to find DNA?

Rosalind Franklin's notes.

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How would you like your school girls today, Mr. Holmes?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

How did Sherlock reply to Watson's inquiry, "Sherlock, where did you get all of these lemons?

A lemon tree, my dear Watson."

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What did the woman do when a lemon tree fell her cat?

Nothing, she just stood there with a sour puss

What are you planting?

said Watson. "It's a lemon tree, my dear Watson."