What is Sherlock Holmes' favorite tree?

A-lemon-tree my dear Watson.

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Why did Sherlock Holmes get a colonoscopy?

It's alimentary, Watson.

What does Sherlock Holmes do in the toilet?

He de-deuces.

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How would you like your school girls today, Mr. Holmes?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

What do you call Watson when Sherlock isn't around?

Holmeless

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How old is this girl?

Elementary, my dear Watson."

What type of rock is this Holmes?

It's sedimentary my dear Watson!

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Where did you get so many lemons?

Holmes replies, "A lemon tree, Watson.."

How did Sherlock reply to Watson's inquiry, "Sherlock, where did you get all of these lemons?

A lemon tree, my dear Watson."