What is Sherlock Holmes' favorite tree?

A-lemon-tree my dear Watson.

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Why did Sherlock Holmes get a colonoscopy?

It's alimentary, Watson.

Why did Sherlock Holmes not want a second cup of tea in the emergency room?

Because it was More ER Tea.

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What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner?

Watson the menu

What did Watson and Crick study to find DNA?

Rosalind Franklin's notes.

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What is Sherlock Holmes' favorite tree?

A-lemon-tree my dear Watson.

What education should a private detective have?

Elementary, my dear Watson.

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What the hell is that?

Sherlock responds, "A lemon tree my dear Watson."

How did Sherlock reply to Watson's inquiry, "Sherlock, where did you get all of these lemons?

A lemon tree, my dear Watson."