What type of stories do cocaine addicts write?

Snort stories

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What type of stories do cocaine addicts write?

Snort stories

What did the cocaine addict say to his drug of choice?

I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....