I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....
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Coffee Mug
Snort stories
One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.
When you wake up in the morning with an erection so stiff, that when you bend it down to take a leak, your legs kick back and you hit your head on the toilet.
The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had !
They'll get stoned. (Ba-dum tss)
Because you are my drug and I want you in my body...
German soldiers like to march in the shade.
Me mumbling: Treason stuff. Cop: Louder for the microphone. Me: Trees 'n' stuff. Gardening.
The taste.
Namaste
Because he suffers from cash withdrawals.
Because they didn't think of the aftermeth.
Ovalsheen. Credit goes to my cousin on this one.
A tray shaped dinosaur. Credits go to the wife for that one! She still giggles when she tells it.
Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming
Me: I wrote what I knew, I copied what I didn't knew.
Your nose
Because they always have their noses in other people's business!
