What's something you can drive, but also throw?

A Fit!!!!!!!!!!

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What is the most popular vehicle in South America?

They drive alpacars.

Why do blondes drive BMWs?

A1: Because they can spell it. A2: Because they can spell BWM.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What happens when you throw a hand grenade into a kitchen?

Well, the mess is the same but the annoying jabbering stops.

What do you call it when you tie a brick to a jar of Miracle Whip and throw it into the ocean?

Sink-o de Mayo"

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How do you fit 100 dead babies in a barrel?

with a blender. How do you get them out? With a straw.

How do you fit an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the s out of safe and the f out of way!