Favorite Food Jokes

What's a astronauts favorite food?

Lays, because they are full of air.

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What is Vladimir Putins favorite food?

Peaches and Krim

What was the favorite food of the thrifty Italian who loved contractions?

A pasta free.

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Brain Jokes More Brain Jokes

What do you call a person with no brain?

A no-brainer

What has more brains then Paul Walker?

The steering wheel...

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

What country do all cats wish to get their food from?

Viet NOM NOM NOM NOM NOM

What's "saying grace?

Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave

Lil Wayne Jokes More Lil Wayne Jokes

Why did Snoop Dogg need an umbrella?

Because he was scared of a Lil' Wayne.

What's Lil Wayne's Favorite French Movie?

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Caesar Jokes More Caesar Jokes

When did Caesar reign ?

I didn't know he reigned. Of course he did didn't they hail him

What is Lil Wayne's favorite food?

Caesar salad

Fast Food Jokes More Fast Food Jokes

What do you call Usain bolt when he's running from a lion?

Fast food

What does a cheetah call Usain Bolt?

Fast food

Ai Jokes More Ai Jokes

Where is Disturbed's favorite vacation spot?

Hawa-a-ai-i

What did the wolfman say to the sentient AI?

I am a were

Beethoven Jokes More Beethoven Jokes

What is Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's de-composing ! Happy Halloween everyone.

Why did Michael Jackson love Beethoven's 3rd symphony?

It was done in A minor.

Chopstick Jokes More Chopstick Jokes

What do Chinese lumberjacks do?

Chopsticks

Why did the blind man use chopsticks?

Because he couldn't see the point in forks.