Favorite Food Jokes

What's a astronauts favorite food?

Lays, because they are full of air.

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What is Vladimir Putins favorite food?

Peaches and Krim

What was the favorite food of the thrifty Italian who loved contractions?

A pasta free.

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Require Jokes More Require Jokes

How many ants does it take to own an apartment?

10 . It requires tenants to own an apartment.

Why does society think less of a man when he strikes a woman instead of sparing them?

Because a strike only requires one ball while a spare requires two balls

Caesar Jokes More Caesar Jokes

What happened when Caesar's government officials could not reach consensus?

Irritable Brawls in Rome

What did Octavian say when he stormed Cleopatra's gardens?

Caesar salad

Shoulder Jokes More Shoulder Jokes

What's Stephen Hawking's favorite meal?

His shoulder.

How can you tell if a shark has dandruff?

He left his head and shoulders on the beach.

Pi Jokes More Pi Jokes

What did the number 1 say to (pi)?

Let's get rational you can't carry on like this!

Who's Angry in Japan?

The director of Life of Pi.

Quaker Jokes More Quaker Jokes

Why are all Quaker truck drivers stuck in the 1980's?

Q:Why are all Quaker truck drivers stuck in the 1980's? A: Because they are Haulin' Oats!

What clothes do Quakers wear?

Oat couture

Safari Animal Jokes More Safari Animal Jokes

What's a cheetah's favorite food?

Fast Food!!! ... I'll see myself out. Credit goes to Safari Animals Oatmeal by Quaker.

Where do safari animals buy their groceries?

From the supermeerkat

Ram Jokes More Ram Jokes

What's the #1 horror movie in the far east ?

The Sirens of the Rams.

What do you call it when a shepherd can't find his ram?

Memory loss.

Beethoven Jokes More Beethoven Jokes

What are Mozart and Beethoven up to these days?

They're both Decomposing

What's Beethoven's favorite fruit?

Ba-na-na-naaa!