What's a astronauts favorite food?

Lays, because they are full of air.

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Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

Why do hens lay eggs?

A: If they dropped them they'd break

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn ?

An eggroll !

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Why didn't the approaching black hole concern the astronaut?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

What do astronauts put on their toast?

Space Jam.

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What was the favorite food of the thrifty Italian who loved contractions?

A pasta free.

What is Vladimir Putins favorite food?

Peaches and Krim

Air Jokes More Air Jokes

What shape does a muppet follow when throw through the air?

Pa-Ra-Bo-La (do doooo do dodo)

What did they suicidal news reporter say when they went on air?

Lets get right into the noose.