Cd Jokes

Where did Saddam Hussein keep all of his CDs?

In Iraq.

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What was written on the UNIX user's doormat?

There's no place like cd "

Why was the man selling CDs at 12:30 a.m.?

Because his mixtape was to die for...

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Go T. Jokes More Go T. Jokes

Where's Frank?

Got adopted 3 weeks ago. Gone soft too. Healthcare plan. Hypoallergenic blanket. Goes by Mr. Boots now."

Why should you never use r/television 's fridge to store mutton?

It always spoils the GoT.

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

What did the English teacher write when she needed to borrow money?

An AE I.O.U. P.S. Im proud of this one :3

How do you keep a blonde busy?

Write "Please turn over" on both sides of a page and hand it to her.

Iraq Jokes More Iraq Jokes

Where does Saddam Hussein keep his plates?

In Iraq.

What do you call a person of mixed heritage from eastern Turkey/northern Iraq, and from Wisconsin?

A Cheese Kurd.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What did the guy from Northern Canada have to say about the place?

He wanted Nunavut.

What was written on the UNIX user's doormat?

There's no place like cd "

Em Jokes More Em Jokes

What type structural support do you make out of phone books?

A call-em

What's the difference between a plastic tube and an adjustable spanner ?

Both of em are in plastic, except for the adjustable spanner

Unix Jokes More Unix Jokes

How is a Mac like a Queen's guard?

They're both run by Unix.

What's Varys the Spider's favorite OS?

Unix