Cd Jokes

Where did Saddam Hussein keep all of his CDs?

In Iraq.

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What was written on the UNIX user's doormat?

There's no place like cd "

Why was the man selling CDs at 12:30 a.m.?

Because his mixtape was to die for...

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Em Jokes More Em Jokes

Why aren't cowboy jokes funny?

Ya herd one, ya herd em all.

What's the difference between a plastic tube and an adjustable spanner ?

Both of em are in plastic, except for the adjustable spanner

Iraq Jokes More Iraq Jokes

Why are Saudis so behind on current events?

Because they live under Iraq.

Why are Saudi Arabians so clueless?

They're all living under Iraq

Unix Jokes More Unix Jokes

What operating system does Varys have on his computer?

Unix

What's Varys the Spider's favorite OS?

Unix

Go T. Jokes More Go T. Jokes

What did Batman say at the deli?

Got ham

Why should you never use r/television 's fridge to store mutton?

It always spoils the GoT.

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

What do you think you're doing?

the observant teacher asks. To which he replies... "writing an ese"

What does Dracula write on his Christmas cards ?

Best vicious of the season

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

Why must you be religious to join the Navy?

Because it's a place of war ship.

How to you know that cows will be in heaven?

It's a place of udder delight.