Cd Jokes

Where did Saddam Hussein keep all of his CDs?

In Iraq.

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What was written on the UNIX user's doormat?

There's no place like cd "

Why was the man selling CDs at 12:30 a.m.?

Because his mixtape was to die for...

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Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What's that one place in Thailand called?

Ahh Phuket. Nevermind.

What did the guy from Northern Canada have to say about the place?

He wanted Nunavut.

Write Jokes More Write Jokes

Why wasn't the son of God worried when Microsoft Word crashed while he was writing his term paper?

Because Jesus saves.

How do you know the rules of football was written by an Italian?

You switch sides at half time.

Unix Jokes More Unix Jokes

What operating system does Varys have on his computer?

Unix

What's Varys the Spider's favorite OS?

Unix

Em Jokes More Em Jokes

Want to hear a chimney joke?

Got stacks of em! First one's on the house

What's the best way to make a girl weak in the knees?

Kick em.

Go T. Jokes More Go T. Jokes

Why should you never use r/television 's fridge to store mutton?

It always spoils the GoT.

What did Batman say at the deli?

Got ham

Iraq Jokes More Iraq Jokes

How do the people of northern Iraq manage to get so much done?

The Kurds have their ways

How did you get out of Iraq?

He answered: "Iran"