What washes up on tiny beaches?

Microwaves.

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Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

What do you call it when the new US president waves his hand?

A microwave.

Why shouldn't you put a baby in the microwave?

Because you get better results from slowly roasting it in the oven.

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What's the best part about buying dishes that are made in Mexico?

They wash themselves.

What's the best part about showering with a 5 year-old?

The water washes away her tears

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What do you see when you go to the tiny beach?

Microwaves.

What washes up on tiny beaches?

Microwaves.