What did the angry dough ball say to the other dough ball?

You trying to get a rise out of me! Came up with while I was making pizza.

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What did Ray Charles say when his wife told him she wanted a divorce?

I did not see that coming.

What is this world coming to?

Do their parents know they are outside, interacting, and getting exercise

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What did Michael J. Fox's dad say when Michael J. Fox tried to parallel park?

Watch the Parking son."

Why doctor?

Doctor: "Because I'm trying to talk to you, and it's very distracting."

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What kind of pizza do pilots like?

Plain.

Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.

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What Happened when the girl sat on Lance Armstrong's lap?

She had a ball

What slides in and out until it's balls are busted?

Piston

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What happens when Batman sees Catwoman naked?

The Dark Knight Rises.

What happens to the water level in the aquarium when one of the fish dies?

It rises because the rest of the fishes are crying :'(