What did the angry dough ball say to the other dough ball?

You trying to get a rise out of me! Came up with while I was making pizza.

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Why did the pig have ink all over his face?

Because it came out of the pen.

What does the internet need to take when its constipated?

Google Fiber Note: Randomly came up with this joke today

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Why did the Afgahni get burnt lips?

Because he tried to blow up a bus.

Why did the blonde have lipstick all over her steering wheel?

She was trying to blow the horn

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Why did they ruin this pizza with so much cheese?

SNOE

What's the easiest way to pay a musician?

Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza

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What did the angry dough ball say to the other dough ball?

You trying to get a rise out of me! Came up with while I was making pizza.

Why don't snakes have balls?

Because hardly any of them know how to dance.

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What did the pastor say when his blanket rose up from his bed?

Holy Sheet!"

What happens when the president of the United States has to use the bathroom?

The state of alert in the White House rises to Defecate 2.