What did the angry dough ball say to the other dough ball?

You trying to get a rise out of me! Came up with while I was making pizza.

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What did they stamp on the Asian baby as he came out of his mother's womb?

Made in Va-China.

What do you call a smoothie that came out too thick?

A chunky. Credit to my dad this morning..

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How Do We Know That Adam Wasn't Black?

Have you ever tried to take a rib from a black man

What happened to Jesus when he tried to play defense on a professional Basketball player?

He got crossed.

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What name does Jesus use when delivering pizzas?

Chjesus Chrust *Thanks I will show myself out*

How do Mexicans cut their pizzas?

With Little Caesars

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What do you call a man who is too proud of his balls ?

Ego-Testicle.

What do you do to an elephant with three balls?

Walk him, and pitch to the giraffe!

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What did the angry dough ball say to the other dough ball?

You trying to get a rise out of me! Came up with while I was making pizza.

What happens when the Batman sees Catwoman?

The Dark Knight Rises.