What's long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit's finger

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Why does Mrs. Piggy douche with honey?

A. Because Kermit the frog likes sweet and sour pork.

What is Green, Slimy, and smells like Bacon?

Kermit's finger.

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How do you stop a dog smelling ?

Put a peg on it's nose !

What is worse than a carrot that smells like a snow women?

One that smells like a snow man.

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What is green and smells like bacon?

Kermit's fingers

What's long, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermit's finger

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How do Jamaicans pronounce bacon?

The same way British people pronounce beer can.

Why doesn't god like bacon?

Because he isn't real.