Why does homemade bread not make your throat itch?

It's made from scratch

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Scratch Jokes More Scratch Jokes

What do you say to Harry Potter when he has a mosquito bite he can't stop scratching?

Quidditching

What is the difference between a dog and a viola?

A: The dog knows when to stop scratching.

Throat Jokes More Throat Jokes

Whats your biggest weakness?

I'm bad at taking compliments" "Actually that's quite endearing" *Leaps across table, punches him in throat*

Why can't Miss Piggy count to 100?

At 69 she always gets a frog in her throat.

Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What's a redneck's favorite type of bread?

Inbred

Why is the Flying Spaghetti Monster made of Pasta?

Because "made of bread" was already taken by Jesus.

Itch Jokes More Itch Jokes

How to fleas travel ?

Itch hiking !

What do you call an someone who's an itch that begins with a B?

Brash.