What would you get if Geddy Lee, Neil Peart and Alex Lifeson all died in a plane crash?

Take your time, there's no Rush...

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Because it crashes all the time.

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Because old Hobbits die hard...

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Because the pilot was a loaf of bread! Now he's toast

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What would you get if Geddy Lee, Neil Peart and Alex Lifeson all died in a plane crash?

Take your time, there's no Rush...

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They rush in.

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You're single with no kids." Me: " Exactly."