Silk Jokes

Why are all the plants at the retirement home made of silk and plastic?

Because everything that stays there just ends up dying.

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Whatever happened to silk underwear?

A: Fell through the cracks.

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Race Jokes More Race Jokes

Why were you speeding when I stopped you?

Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.

What's the worst news for a NASCAR driver before a race?

The track is alright."

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a joke that makes fun of a woman, who has not consented to be made fun of?

misogynistic.

How can a woman make you a millionaire?

When you marry her as a billionaire.

Tie Jokes More Tie Jokes

What kind of tie is best to wear in a fight?

Muay Thai

What do you call a morbidly obese hippy?

Tie Dyeabetes

Plastic Jokes More Plastic Jokes

Which is more environment-friendly: Facebook or r/jokes?

Facebook produces too much plastics while r/jokes has 100% recycling rate.

Why do they ask you if you would like paper or plastic at the grocery store?

Because baggers can't be choosers,

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

What do you call an alligator from India whose in charge of telling everyone what to do?

A Deli-gator...I'll be here all week!

What did Daniel Boone say to Davey Crocket when thousands of Mexicans charged at them at the Alamo?

Davey.... are we pouring concrete today "

Underwear Jokes More Underwear Jokes

How do Alabama parents teach their kids to put on their underwear?

Yellow in the front, brown in the back.

Why do they make the underwear so fancy?

No one is ever going to see it anyway. Me: Uh huh.

Crack Jokes More Crack Jokes

Why should you tell bad jokes to cocaine addicts?

Because they'll crack up anyways

How many 1980s R &amp?

B divas does it take to fix a broken lightbulb? Just one, but they fix the crack by torchlight

End Jokes More End Jokes

Why did the cellphone go to court?

Because it was charged with battery.

What's the difference between a paddling pool and a swimming pool?

Deep ends really.