Why do they wear skirts in New Zealand?

Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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What's a hippie's favorite animal?

An elk It has the E, the L, and the K. Would like to hear some more if you guys have any.

What is the opposite of Christopher Reeve?

Sorry if you've heard this) Christopher Walken

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What do you call jeans that haven't been worn before?

Vir-jeans

Why did the woman sky-diver wear a jock strap?

So she didn't whistle on the way down.

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What do you call a sheep tied to a lamp post in New Zealand?

A community centre

What do you call a shorn sheep in a New Zealand bar?

A skimpy.

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Why do the Irish wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

Why do Arabs wear thawbs?

Goats can hear a zipper from a mile away.

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How do sheep greet each other at Christmas ?

A merry Christmas to ewe

What do you call a New Zealander with a sheep under each arm?

A pimp.

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Why do Scotsmen wear kilts?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

What has 42 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk?

My Zipper.

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Why don't girls in San Francisco wear skirts?

Their balls would fall out.

Why don't women wear skirts during winter?

They'll get chapped lips!