Why didn't the President fight with the chair?

Because we don't negotiate with chair-orrists.

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What do you get when you get in a fight with the Los Angeles Lakers lead point scorer?

Kobe beef

Why did Captain Kirk take such a long time in the washroom?

Because he was fighting the Klingons.

President Jokes More President Jokes

Why is Hillary running for President?

Because it's easier than running from the law.

What would you call the easter egg roll if Bernie Sanders became president?

Weekend at Bernie's.

Negotiate Jokes More Negotiate Jokes

Whats the difference between a terrorist and a woman with PMS?

You can negotiate with a terrorist.

Where does Putin negotiate?

The Crimea River

Chair Jokes More Chair Jokes

What has four legs but isn't alive?

The son says,"Nice try dad, a chair!" "Not this time son, our dog is dead"

Why do chickens sit on their eggs?

Because they don't have chairs.