Why didn't the President fight with the chair?

Because we don't negotiate with chair-orrists.

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What did the man say after he got into a fight with the amputee?

You stumped me!

What does Spiderman do when he's not fighting crime?

Web Development.

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What do you call a foreign born communist running for President?

Ted Cruz

Which US president is most responsible for unemployment in the US today?

Abraham Lincoln.

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Where does Putin negotiate?

The Crimea River

Whats the difference between a terrorist and a woman with PMS?

You can negotiate with a terrorist.

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Why didn't the President fight with the chair?

Because we don't negotiate with chair-orrists.

What does a dog see in the mirror?

A chair