The pencil has a point
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A joke.
The pencil is better. It has a point.
Whats the point 3rd wave feminists can't take a joke anyway.
The white amount.
None. They can't change anything.
Me: Daily Dentist: *Pulls fully grown centaur from between my 2nd and 3rd molars*
He can't get to 3rd base
Two. One to change it and one to yell "Ta-daa!" when he's done.
why don't we have both
At some point they turned into Mummys
Because her hat was pointing in the wrong direction.
Nevermind, it's pointless.
He works it out with a pencil.
The one who you have to explain the joke to.
Walks away*
Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!
To one you say, "Hey you, get off my cloud!" The other: "Hey McLoed, get off my ewe!"
