Because then they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon.
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Only one, but the light bulb has to want to change.
An offer you can't understand.
Anthropologists hate Western Civilization. Sociologists only hate America.
Because all the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in America.
Nobody can point at your shoes and say "What are thoooooooooose?!"
It depends on the definition of lightbulb.
A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?
I can't, I'm not a conductor." Pffffffhehewheheheheheh.
Because they offer a good celery.
because 7 ate 9.
Dementia
I can understand why an Uncle would be in there.
A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.
Sir Loin!
When the priest doesn't look at you anymore.
She was looking in Alderaan places.
None. They just move out of the house.
why don't we have both