Why is it best to teach physics on the edge of a cliff?

Original joke) Because that's where students have the most potential.

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Why is it best to teach physics on the edge of a cliff?

Original joke) Because that's where students have the most potential.

Why did the idiot drive his pickup truck over the side of the cliff?

He wanted to try out his new air brakes.

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Why are you Late Today?

Teacher: Why are you Late Today? Student: Because of sign down the road. Teacher: What does a sign have to do with your being late? Student: The sign said, "School Ahead, Go Slow!"

What did the Christan principal say when she kicked a student out of school?

THE POWER OF CHRIST EXPELS YOU.

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How do women defy the laws of physics?

The heavier they are, the easier to pick up!

Why did the hipster dislike physics?

Cause the system is broke, yo.

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What's the difference between an original joke and a repost?

I don't know, I just click "submit"

How many monkeys does it take to write a Shakespeare novel by accident?

As many as it takes submitters to write an original joke. (by accident)

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What do you call a person who teaches about Drones?

Dronacharya

What is the first thing they teach you at Gardening school?

WATERRR THOOOOOSSSSSEEEEE!!!!

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What happens when your scrotum touches the edge of the toilet bowl?

Ebowla.

Why did the redneck drive his pickup truck over the edge of a cliff?

He wanted to test out his new air brakes.