Original Joke Jokes

How many monkeys does it take to write a Shakespeare novel by accident?

As many as it takes submitters to write an original joke. (by accident)

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What's the difference between an original joke and a repost?

I don't know, I just click "submit"

Why was the monkey attracted to the paint?

Cuz it was yellow and appealing! Sorry if this is bad. Seen too many of the same jokes here and I wanted to add an original joke.

What gets you a downvote?

Reposting an old joke that wasn't funny the first time. What gets you an upvote? Posting an original joke, or a funny joke I've heard before. What get's you 5 upvotes? Being

Whats the difference between an original joke and a repost?

I dunno, i just click submit

What do you call an original joke?

Baha Fresh

What do you call an original joke on this subreddit?

Rare.

What sound does a debugging Web Developer make?

Open, Close!.................. Open, Close!.................. Open, Close!.................. *only true Web Developers will understand* *original joke*

What did carbon yell at gold while trying to get his attention?

A! U!!! If it doesn't make sense tell it so someone out loud. Pretty sure this is my first original joke :)

What is matthew mcconaughey' least favorite part of interstellar?

The girls get older, but he stays the same age" -first attempt at a original joke (apologies if its a repost that I'm unaware of)

What type of jokes are the least upvoted ones?

Original Jokes.

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Why is it best to teach physics on the edge of a cliff?

Original joke) Because that's where students have the most potential.

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What type of punch hurts kids the most?

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What do r/jokes and my dads jokes have in common?

They don't get better with age

Why is r/Jokes only text, and forbids external links?

Because black people can't be offended if they're only reading jokes.

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What did the gardener yell when his vegetarian friend visited?

Run Berry, run!

What do kids yell at old people who are just trying to play?

GET OFF MY LAN!

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How many Tumblr women does it take to change a light bulb?

I WILL NOT BE A VICTIM!

What do you call a vehicle that has changed gender?

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Why does all of Jared Fogle's music sound the same?

Because he loves to abuse A Minor.

Why does Jehovah need so many witnesses?

Sounds like a pretty shady dude to me.