Why should you always carry a knife around?

Because sharp wits won't always give you the edge.

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What do you call a salad that's been cut with a knife?

Ceasar

What do you call the science of knives?

Cutting edge technology.

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How can you tell when witches are carrying a time bomb?

You can hear their brooms tick!

Where does an elephant carry its laptop?

In its trunk.

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Where is the best place to screw a Mt. Goat?

The edge of a cliff, you are guaranteed she will push back!

Why did the redneck drive his pickup truck over the edge of a cliff?

He wanted to test out his new air brakes.