Independence Jokes

Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

At the bottom.

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When did mathematicians get their independence?

March 14.

Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

At the bottom!

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Movie Jokes More Movie Jokes

How was the movie?

Brian: A real turkey. I could hardly sit through it the second time!

What kind of movie do mathematicians most often watch?

rated movies

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Why has the pope never won a gold medal?

Because he always came in a little behind.

What did the collard green do when his favorite song came on the radio?

He got turnip

Declaration Jokes More Declaration Jokes

Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

At the bottom!

Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

At the bottom.

Valentine Day Jokes More Valentine Day Jokes

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

I'm stuck on you!"

What did the boy cat say to the girl cat on Valentine's Day?

You're purrr-fect for me!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Who is your favorite X-Man?

Mine is Bruce Jenner

What do men and mascara have in common?

They both run at the first sign of emotion.

Sign Jokes More Sign Jokes

What instrument did the famous dog use to sign his autographs?

a Shar-Pei :)

How many controlled oposition does it take to change a light bulb?

None you know of. Since they signed a Non Disclosure Agreement to not talk about it.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What do you call an asian who flies planes?

A pilot.

What's a good movie?

Me: "Snakes on a plane" Friend: "Whats it about " Me: "Horses... horses on a boat"

Gorilla Jokes More Gorilla Jokes

Which technique does a Gorilla borrow from another animal when it gets romantic?

The bear hug!

What do you get when you cross an (italian) with a gorilla?

A retarded gorilla. (Can be modified to offend any nationality or group)