Independence Jokes

Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

At the bottom.

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When did mathematicians get their independence?

March 14.

Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

At the bottom!

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What's the difference between a terrorist and a feminist?

The terrorist needs a trigger to blow things up.

What pillar doesn't need holding up ?

A caterpillar !

Mathematician Jokes More Mathematician Jokes

What do mathematicians confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because Dec 25 = Oct 31

What do you tell a mathematician if he does drugs?

You're high-on-pot...enuse. Thanks Key&Peele, I'll see myself out.

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

What did the spanish teacher say to his one student, who was a member of the cartel?

Where is my essay?

What's your favourite letter ?

Student: The letter G. Teacher : Why is that Angus

Declaration Independence Jokes More Declaration Independence Jokes

Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

At the bottom.

Where was the Declaration of Independence signed?

At the bottom!

Flour Jokes More Flour Jokes

How are people from Kentucky like flour?

They're inbred.

What did the author say when he added a chapter about flour to a story about soup?

The plot thickens!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What does a Jamaican do when he sees a spaceman?

He parks his car, man.

Why are men the best chefs?

Because with only 2 nuts, one sausage, and a little bit of milk, they can fill a woman's stomach for 9 months.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What's the difference between most people and planes?

Most people miss the twin towers.

What does Michael Vick do in a plane?

Have a dog fight.

World Trade Centre Jokes More World Trade Centre Jokes

Whats common between the world trade centres and genders?

There were once two but now they're too offensive to talk about.

What's the difference between linearly independent vectors and the World Trade Centre?

You can't put a plane through linearly independent vectors