Why are there so many avenues in Belgium?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shadow.

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Why did microsoft go straight to windows 10 ?

They were trying to keep their german market.

How do you say happiness in German?

Auschwitz

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Who would you like for president in 2020?

Anyone who doesn't have poor visions.

Why did the Smackhead kick the habit?

He didn't like nuns.

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Why are the streets in Paris lined with trees?

So the German soldiers can march in shade.

Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

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What's as big as a horse but weighs nothing?

A horses shadow!

Why was the mole afraid of his own shadow?

Because he thought it was another mole, due to his poor eyesight.

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Why are there so many avenues in Belgium?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shadow.

Why there are so many avenues in France?

Because german soldiers like to march in the shade

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Why are the streets in Paris lined with trees?

So the German soldiers can march in shade.

Why are Paris's streets lined with trees?

German soldiers like to march in the shade.

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What's the difference between Belgian waffles and American waffles?

Belgium waffles crumble in the hands of German.

Why are there so many avenues in Belgium?

Because German soldiers like to march in the shadow.