When did the criminal get smart?

When the judge threw the book at him.

Previous Random Joke Next

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.

How many cops does it take to throw a man down the stairs?

None. He fell.

Judge Jokes More Judge Jokes

What did the judge say when the defendant cause a ruckus in vegetable court?

Bay leaf get him out if here!

Why do liberal courts don't work?

Because they don't like to judge anyone.

Book Jokes More Book Jokes

What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy student?

One baits his hook the other hates his book.

What did the man who frequents the internet do with a book?

He Reddit.

Criminal Jokes More Criminal Jokes

What did Martin Luther King Jr., Rosa Parks, and Nelson Mandela all have in common?

They're all criminals.

Why did the criminal get released from prison after he wrote a short essay?

He had served his sentence.