What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a cat.

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What are the two main differences between a Chihuahua and a German shepherd?

1. Spelling 2. Pronunciation

Wheree did the king keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES LOL xp cuz it's like armies like babi talk for arms instead of an armie like a bunch of dudes w/ issues w/ theer masculinity np, glad i cud explain dis 2 u

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What's mostly red and has 2 legs?

Half of a cat.

What do you call rice on 2 legs?

Pi Ok, I'm leaving now.

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What do you call a Chinese speaking person who complains a lot?

wo ai ni

How do locomotives know where they're going?

Lots of training

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What can guys call it?

How about bleeding white

How many times did you get tackled?

m:bleeding Twice

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Whats the difference between a White lie and a Black lie?

Half to none of the time.

What if Lady Gaga was half Irish, half Japanese?

Rady O'Gaga

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What has two legs and can't stand up?

Half a cat

What's red and has two legs?

Half a cat