What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a cat.

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What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a cat.

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What has 2 legs and bleeds profusely?

Half a cat

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What has 2 legs and bleeds profusely?

Half a cat

What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a cat.