What has 2 legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a cat.

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What did the spectator say when the magician transformed Dracula into 2?

Miraculous. Edited: tough crowd

What is 1 + 1"?

The mathematician says "2" The Physicist says "2, plus or minus 0.1" The engineer says "Probably around 2, but let's say 3 to be on the safe side".

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What has 2 legs and bleeds profusely?

Half a cat

What do you call rice on 2 legs?

Pi Ok, I'm leaving now.

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Why do we need to go to college?

Student: Why do we need to go to college? Teacher: So we can get a high paying job Student: Why do we need a high paying job Teacher: So we can get lots of money Student: Why do we need lots of money Teacher: So we can pay off our college loans

How do you know Bono is selfish?

He does a lot of Pro-Bono work.

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What's the difference between a baby and a tree?

Trees don't bleed when you cut their limbs off.

What has two legs and bleeds profusely?

What has two legs and bleeds profusely? Half a cat

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What does it mean when the Post Office flag is flying at half-staff?

They are hiring.

What has two legs and bleeds?

Half of your dog...I hit it with my car.

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What looks like half a cat ?

The other half !

What's red and has two legs?

Half a cat