Why does Mr Tayto carry a phone in his top pocket?

In case Johnny Onion Rings!

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Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

What is Queen's (the band, not the monarch) favourite type of luggage?

carry ooooooooonnnn, carry ooooooonnnnnnnnnn

Why do the English always carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas can't walk

Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

How's the meal?

Me: I dunno. Let me check *pulls out phone Me: Not good. It only got 2 likes on Instagram Waiter: ...

How to use green, yellow, and pink in a sentence?

The phone goes green, green, green, I pink it up, and say yellow.

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What's it called when you commission someone to make an animated image for your girlfriend but he pockets the money and disappears?

A gf gif gift grift

What's the difference between an Nvidia card and an AMD card?

One empties your pocket. The other makes Hot Pockets.

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.

Why is there a baseball bat under your bed?

Me: In case there's a burglar. 5: Me: 5: Why do burglars like to play baseball