Why does Mr Tayto carry a phone in his top pocket?

In case Johnny Onion Rings!

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What kind of music venues do gun lovers like the most?

Carry OK

What's the best thing about portugal?

You never have to carry your bags because of all the porter-geese. Thankyou, im here till monday!

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What do plantains say when they lose their phone?

Where did Mofongo "

What did the Gorilla say to his friend when he called him back on the phone?

You-Rang-a-Tang

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Why do baby clothes have pockets?

I've never heard a baby say: "cigarettes,phone and keys alright let's go"

Why did the bald guy cut a hole in his pocket?

Because he wanted to run his fingers through his hair.

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Why does a viola burn longer than a violin?

A: It is usually still in the case.

Why did the cowboy sleep with his saddle?

In case of any night mares!