Why doesn't anyone get laid on Thanksgiving?

All the coats are on the bed!

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What's long and hard and full of seamen?

The tube sock under my bed.

Why is Gandalf so good in bed?

Because a wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What do a married guy and a single guy have in common?

They both think the other one gets laid more.

What's the difference between a brick and an MRA?

Bricks get laid.

Coat Jokes More Coat Jokes

What do locking the keys in your car and getting your girlfriend pregnant have in common?

both can be solved with a coat hanger

What did the man say after Michael Jackson stole his coat?

Hey that's mycoat Jackson!

Thanksgiving Jokes More Thanksgiving Jokes

What are you going to have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Putin: "Turkey"

How do you say Thanksgiving in Native American?

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