Where did Christ get his ripped abs?

Cross fit

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What do you get if you cross Tina Turner with an orang-utan?

A: a f*ing ugly orang-utan

Why did the doggy cross the road?

A:To get to the bone! Q:Why did the bone cross the road A: To get away!

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Why did Jesus look so ripped during Crucifixion?

CrossFit

What did the drifter say to the person he hit ?

RIP my E-brake

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Why wasn't Christ born in Italy?

They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

Why wasn't Christ born in Ireland?

Because they couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.