Because they can't move fast enough to flick a booger
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When it's snot.
Boograr
Pick on someone your own size.
When it('s not).
Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's
To flick through it as fast as possible.
Johnny: 50 pairs of pants? Jimmy: No, A centipede. Jhonny: What? why? Jimmy: Because I squished it
Squish it in your hand.
Two fingers of whiskey.
He fingered a minor
Hawaii Where's that -Jamaica Daddy where was I -You weren't born Why's the folder called 'Good Ole Days'
Because his daddy was a mummy
The Apey-cees!
Because he never learned.
A: A light house.
Because it's harder to pick up.
Because her crippling depression leaves her unable to function properly.
Well Son, if Mommy said yes all the time you'd have 20 more siblings.
A Philistine with two mommies ...
