Because they can't move fast enough to flick a booger
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When it's snot.
Boograr
Pick on someone your own size.
When it('s not).
Don't wipe boogers on Mommy's pillow! Wipe it on Daddy's
Squish it in your hand.
I gotta run.
So they can run their fingers through their hair.
He fingered a minor.
Make them wipe their screen because they think text is a smudge.
Does anyone wipe their toilet with it
To flick through it as fast as possible.
Because he refused to rent someone a copy of the Pixar flick "Up".
Her mommy was in a jam.
Person 1: To defend myself. Person 2: Discipline. Me: My girlfriend keeps stealing my fries.
That people exaggerate.
They don't but all eggs always fit.
PIC on someone your own size!
