Why was the Ancient Egyptian boy confused?

His daddy was a mummy

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Confuse Jokes More Confuse Jokes

How many dead babies does it take to confuse a blond woman?

to get to the other side....

Which color confuses an idiot?

Blue

Daddy Jokes More Daddy Jokes

When your kid asks you (daddy is it time to go crazy?

you don't know what to say until you wife reply's (idk go ask you dad.) what do you say My little joke

What does a 16 year old girl say in West Virginia?

Get off me daddy, you're crushing my smokes

Egyptian Jokes More Egyptian Jokes

What do you call a rare Egyptian King?

King Nottocommon

What do you call an Egyptian with a gastrological disorder?

Toot Uncommon.