Why was the Ancient Egyptian boy confused?

His daddy was a mummy

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How do you confuse a fish?

You put it in a bowl and tell it go to a corner!

Why does Harambe confuse bartenders?

All he wants is Just Ice

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Why did the Egyptian kid in therapy?

Because he thought his daddy was his mummy.

When your kid asks you (daddy is it time to go crazy?

you don't know what to say until you wife reply's (idk go ask you dad.) what do you say My little joke

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Why do Egyptian farts smell the same?

They have toots in common.

What do Egyptian kings sing on their birthday?

For he's a jolly good Pharaoh. Was that bad Ye, pharaoh-nuff