Moovie Jokes

What do cows do on Sundays?

they go to the moovies

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What's a cow's favorite form of entertainment?

The moovies

Where do Cows go for parties?

The Moovies

Where do cows go on Friday nights?

A: To the moovies.

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Friday Night Jokes More Friday Night Jokes

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Wisconsin?

Prom night.

What do bored frogs do on a Friday night?

They go Bar Hopping!...

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

Why is USA so gloomy?

Because only two parties exist for the whole country

What do you call a party with no Filipino people?

A no-Nguyen scenario.

Friday Jokes More Friday Jokes

Where do Muslims go after their Friday prayer?

To the Allahu Akbar

Where do Pixar employees go for Happy Hour?

CGI Friday's.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow that's missing a leg?

A 3 legged cow

What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?

I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it.

Sunday Jokes More Sunday Jokes

What do you give a cannibal late for Sunday lunch?

The cold shoulder

Why are Saturday and Sunday strong?

Because all the other days are week days.

Entertainment Jokes More Entertainment Jokes

What does a pirate do for entertainment?

Whatever floats his boat.

What's a cow's favorite form of entertainment?

The moovies

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What did the egg say to the boiler water?

It might take me awhile to get hard, I just got laid last night.

Why did Thor decide to sleep in?

He was up all night to Get Loki.