Where do dogs go when they lose their tails?

To a retail store.

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What do you get when you cross an agnostic, an insomniac, and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What did Beethoven the dog shed in a moment of genius?

Fur Elise

Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What can we do to make it even scarier?

Put a toy for babies on its tail. YES

What followed the dinosaur ?

It's tail !

Retail Store Jokes More Retail Store Jokes

What does a dog do when it loses it's tail?

Goes to a retail store to find another one.

Where do dogs go when they lose their tail?

The retail store.

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Why couldn't the blonde make icecubes?

because she lost the recipe.

Why did the lion lose at poker?

He was playing with a cheetah.