What did the baker say about her co-worker who never sleeps and always smells funky?

At yeast he's a fungi.

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

Why did the cowboy sleep with his saddle?

In case of any night mares!

What will you call a person who sleeps next to a close relative?

A) NapKin

Fungus Jokes More Fungus Jokes

Why does the mushroom have a lot of friends?

He's a fungi

What do you call a mushroom with a 12 in stem?

A fungi to hang out with

Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

Why did the baker... Why did the baker have dirty hands?

Because he kneaded a poo.... HAHAHAHA

What do you call a redneck family of bakers?

Inbread!

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What are green and smell like pork?

Kermit's fingers

What did Nirvana say when they drove past a burning school bus?

Smells Like Teen Spirits"

Worker Jokes More Worker Jokes

What did the hungry boss give his worker?

Their celery!

Why do women like Ryan Gosling?

Because he is always Gosling around..... A co-worker snickered so I figued share.

Yeast Jokes More Yeast Jokes

Why didn't the lesbian go to the bread festival?

She already gets two times the normal amount of yeast.

What would happen if you ate yeast and polish?

You would rise and shine.

Co Jokes More Co Jokes

What's Whitney Houstons's favourite type of co-ordination?

HAND-EEEEEYYYYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEE

Why do women like Ryan Gosling?

Because he is always Gosling around..... A co-worker snickered so I figued share.