What did the baker say about her co-worker who never sleeps and always smells funky?

At yeast he's a fungi.

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Sleep Jokes More Sleep Jokes

What's a meth head's favourite thing about Halloween?

Only two more sleeps till Christmas!

Why do meth heads love Halloween?

Three sleeps 'till Christmas!

Fungus Jokes More Fungus Jokes

Why did the mushroom go to the party?

Because he was a fungi

How much room is needed for fungi to grow?

As mushroom as possible

Baker Jokes More Baker Jokes

Why do bakers work so hard?

Because they knead the dough.

How can you tell that a baker's hands are on fire?

He can't seem to *stop droppin' rolls*.

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

Why do Egyptian farts smell the same?

They have toots in common.

When is it okay to kick a midget in the balls?

When he tells you that your wife's hair smells good.

Worker Jokes More Worker Jokes

What did the cannibal say to his co-worker?

You should stop by later. The missus and I are having people for dinner.

How bad is it, Doctor?

Doc: Damn it I told you I'm a mine worker not a doctor. It's my name, idiot

Yeast Jokes More Yeast Jokes

How to raise a kid?

I injected my kid with yeast and put him in the oven for 30 minutes but he didn't rise. Any suggestions

What does a redneck and yeast have in common?

They are both "in-bread" Downvote me to hell if you want. This is my only joke.

Co Jokes More Co Jokes

What's Whitney Houston's favorite type of co-ordination?

HAAAANNNNNNNDDDDDDDDD EYYYYYYEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!

How are you?

Co-worker: *Gives 20 minute dissertation on their gastro infection*