Milky Way Jokes

How do Canadians say Milky Way?

Milky Eh.... Get it?

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Why didn't galactus consume the milky way?

He was galactose-intolerant. I'm sorry.

Why couldn't the boy look at the Milky Way?

He was galactose intolerant.

Why does the universe expand?

All the Milky Ways. You get it.

Where does a cow stop to drink?

The milky way!

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Well, it looks like its back to jerking off.

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They both look better hanging.

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What do black guy's have that is twice the size of white men's, and expands upon contact with a woman?

A criminal record.

Why is the universe expanding?

It needs more space.

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Why don't more people cook Armenian food?

Because it can be very thyme-consuming.

What's the longest time in which you haven't consumed alcohol?

My record is 21 years.

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What does a man with a cow under his nose have?

A moostache (That was udderly terrible)

What is a moo hoo for the bucket that goes at the back end of the cow?

A tail pail!

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What do you call a pot smoker that spends every night dancing and drinking with his friends?

A Rastapartying

Why can't redheads get drunk?

Because they only drink Ginger Ale.

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Why is the universe expanding?

It needs more space.

What's the biggest lie of the Universe?

I Have Read and Agree to the Terms of Service."

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Why did the boy take a ruler to bed with him?

A: To see how long he slept.

What did the boy buy at the grocery store?

Too Bad, I'm not telling you!

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What do Canadian women put behind their ears to attract men?

Their ankles!

How do remove a bunch of drunk Canadians from the pool?

You ask them to leave.