Tail Store Jokes

Where do lions go if they lose their tails ?

To the re-tail store. :D

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Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail?

To a re-tail store!

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Where did the cat go when it lost it's tail?

To the retail store!

What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails?

A retail store.

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What the difference between... a dead dog in the road and a dead Frenchman in the road?

There are skid marks in front of the dog.

What did the dog say after stepping off a sailboat?

Wharf!

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Why did Christopher Reeve lose the debate?

Because his arguments against scrutiny.

What do you call a chicken at the north pole?

Lost.

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What kind of fish will help you hear better ?

A herring aid !

What do call an ant that helps you with your taxes?

An account-ant.

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Why did the bunny find some extra green in his paycheck?

Because he put in a little extra clovertime.

Where did people find out that Pluto was no longer a planet?

The orbituaries.

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What's long and hard that a Polish bride gets on her wedding night?

A new last name.

What does a polish bride get on her wedding night that is long and hard?

a new last name

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When should a mouse carry an umbrella ?

When it's raining cats and dogs !

How are cats like empty wine bottles?

I'm probably gonna die surrounded by both.

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What to you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant ?

An animal that tells you everything that it remembers !

What kind of ANIMAL would DO this?

Well, that's a gazelle Jeff, so probably a lion *to other ranger* Jeff's new here