Tail Store Jokes

Where do lions go if they lose their tails ?

To the re-tail store. :D

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Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail?

To a re-tail store!

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What do you call an X-Games athlete who placed dead last?

A louger.

What did the Eskimo schoolboy say to the Eskimo schoolgirl?

What's an ice girl like you doing in a place like this

Easter Bunny Jokes More Easter Bunny Jokes

How does the Easter Bunny keep his ears standing straight up?

He uses Hare Spray... (Ill see myself out)

Who is the Easter Bunny's favourite movie actor?

Rabbit De Niro!

Retail Store Jokes More Retail Store Jokes

Where to dogs who lost their tails go?

To a retail store.

Where did the cat go when it lost it's tail?

To the retail store!

Business Jokes More Business Jokes

Did you hear about the bread factory burning down?

They say the business is toast.

Why was the cemetery plot salesman upset?

Business was dead.

New Tail Jokes More New Tail Jokes

Where does the Easter Bunny go when he needs a new tail?

To a re-tail store!

Where does a dog get a new tail?

At the Retail Store

Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What has a head, a tail, and no body?

A coin!

Why is it difficult to identify horses from the back?

They're always switching their tails!

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do a dog and a nearsighted gynecologist have in common?

A wet nose.

Why don't my dog and my cat get along?

She's a Re-puppy-can and he's a Demo-cat!

Lose Jokes More Lose Jokes

How Are a Texas Tornado And a Tennessee Divorce The Same?

Somebody's Gonna Lose A Trailer

What did the ant whisper into the elephant's ear that made the elephant faint?

I'm going to be the mother of your children." I have no idea whether the joke is lost in translation...