The Carpet store
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
A Biplane.
Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.
A Hello-copter.
A herrocopter
Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!
Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.
One woman brings you into this world crying and the other ensures you continue to do so.
A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need...A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.
R2D2. All of his lines are bleeped out.
Maybe SPOILER Nobody's limbs.
Three brunettes trying to burn it down.
They were trying to start a business.
A cow dropped out of a helicopter.
Because whenever one started up, the big blades would go "wop...wop... wop" and the little blades would go "guineaguineaguinea".
Jean-Luc Picardio
Because the captain was sitting on the top of the deck.
A: To promote off-shore drilling.
Because he was outstanding in his field.
A giraffe with a sore throat.
So they can reach their head!
