Atlantis Jokes

Where are the Atlantis and the lost treasures of many renowned pirates?

Nobody knows.It's a well kept seacret.

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Where is the lost city of Atlantis?

Lantis. I can't believe nobody has thought to look there yet.

Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis?

Because it is below C level.

What is the latest fad among teenage mermaids in the city of Atlantis?

Taking shellfies with their shellphones.

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Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis?

Because it is below C level.

What does a PASCAL programmer say to a C programmer?

A: "Would you like fries with that "

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What does a PASCAL programmer say to a C programmer?

A: "Would you like fries with that "

Why all Pascal programmers ask to live in Atlantis?

Because it is below C level.

Shellphone Jokes More Shellphone Jokes

How do fish make calls?

On a shellphone! My 7 year old self was very proud of coming up with this one....

What is the latest fad among teenage mermaids in the city of Atlantis?

Taking shellfies with their shellphones.

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When two bears asked a pastor to marry them in the forest, what did he say?

Hold on, let me get my bear rings."

What did my roommate say when I asked him if he wanted to watch the movie The usual Suspects?

Is it about black people

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What do a tornado and a divorce in the South have in common?

Someone is losing their trailer..

Who lost the presidential debate?

We Americans

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Who's there ! Beggar ! Beggar who ?

Beggar you don't know !

What are the 2 rules of success?

No1 : Don't tell everything you know.

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Why did no one believe the Psychologist ever went to the bathroom?

Because the 'P' is silent

What's believing in evolution?

Apetheism

C Level Jokes More C Level Jokes

What do all failing students in New Orleans have in common?

They are all below "C level".

Where can you find the speed of light?

At C level