Soviet Onion Jokes

Which is the most communist vegetable?

The soviet Onion

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Which country has the most crying people per km?

The Soviet Onion

What do communists put in their soup?

Soviet Onions.

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Well, this was a waste of Thyme."

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Which is the most communist vegetable?

The soviet Onion

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How many countries border Germany?

Nein!

What country is ill?

A: Germany.

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Why aren't there any British Communists?

Because communists believe all proper tea is theft.

Why do Communists only write in lowercase?

Because they hate Capitalism.

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What's a Jamaican snowman's favorite song?

Snowoman no cry.

What's funnier than a crying baby?

A dead baby.