Soviet Onion Jokes

Which is the most communist vegetable?

The soviet Onion

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Which country has the most crying people per km?

The Soviet Onion

What do communists put in their soup?

Soviet Onions.

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What do communists put in their soup?

Soviet Onions.

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Why did the man cry when he was cutting up onions?

Onions" was his dog... D:

Who wants to go out to dinner and scream and cry and make daddy wish he wore more condoms?

Kids: WE DO! YAY!

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What's this fly doing in my soup?

The waiter responds, "The backstroke."

How can you make a soup rich?

Add 14 carrots (carats) to it.

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What country does fried fish swim in?

Greece! (courtesy of my ten year old)

What country do I live?

Iran