What's red and silver and bumps in to walls?

A baby with forks in it's eyes.

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Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What did the fish say when it ran into the wall?

DAM! (airplane stewardess told me and had me on ground laughing)

What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?

LONG) Damn.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What if my baby doesn't make ultra sounds?

What if it's just farting noises Is it graded on a curve

How many babies does it take to stop a puck?

Ask Subban from the Hans to find out

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

What do you call an ant with five pairs of eyes ?

Antteneye !

Why did the teacher have trouble controlling her pupils?

She was cross eyed.

Fork Jokes More Fork Jokes

What did Obe Wan say to Skywalker when he was teaching him table manners?

Use the forks Luke.

Why did the naughty child not get electrocuted when he stuck a fork in the socket?

Because he was grounded! (I'll see myself out)