What's red and silver and bumps in to walls?

A baby with forks in it's eyes.

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Wall Jokes More Wall Jokes

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls ?

Reptiles !

What's similar between Dale Earnhardt and Pink Floyd?

Both of their last big hits were the wall.

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster?

A baby in two dumpsters.

When you put a baby into a blender, why do you put her in legs first ?

A : So that you can see the expression on the face.........

Eye Jokes More Eye Jokes

How do you know when you are going to drown in milk?

When it's past your eyes.

Why did the teacher cross her eyes?

Because she couldn't control her pupils.

Fork Jokes More Fork Jokes

What did Obe Wan say to Skywalker when he was teaching him table manners?

Use the forks Luke.

Why did the fork go to the party?

It wanted to have a good tine.