Hand them a mechanical pencil with the lead out and see how the use it. Child A: look mom I'm a doctor! - expect them to live to 80+ years. Child B: look mom I'm a heroin user! - expect them to live to about 27.
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there are 27 people in the room but on 53 eggs, you know what that means, someone is missing an egg.
One...but it takes him 27 tries
A: Have everybody chip in.
Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiish
As many as 27. I'm referring to the number of times good ol' 27 was reposted.
A full set of teeth.
Quoted from daughter at age 3) To get food for her babies!
I just got laid by a chick and now I'm getting hard.
There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!
If you leave a pot of yogurt alone for 200 years it develops a culture.
A fork
A mechanic.
Everything is cool there already.
Darth Deciduous
Two very unhappy animals.
2 Na
They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins.
Carve a turkey
Pupil: I expect it's around Hadrian's garden miss!
Theeeeeeeeey Never expect the Spanish Inquisition!"
Cause no matter where you're at they'll always miss you.
Crash Bandicoot God I miss this guy.
