27 Jokes

How do you estimate your kids lifespan?

Hand them a mechanical pencil with the lead out and see how the use it. Child A: look mom I'm a doctor! - expect them to live to 80+ years. Child B: look mom I'm a heroin user! - expect them to live to about 27.

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Who is missing an egg?

there are 27 people in the room but on 53 eggs, you know what that means, someone is missing an egg.

How many skateboarders does it take to change a lightbulb?

One...but it takes him 27 tries

How do you get 27 kids to carve a statue?

A: Have everybody chip in.

What do you call a fish with 27 eyes?

Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiish

How many grains of sand are there in the world?

As many as 27. I'm referring to the number of times good ol' 27 was reposted.

What do you call 27 West Virginians?

A full set of teeth.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What do you call a pregnant nun who cycles to church everyday?

No seriously, a friend asked me this and I didn't know.

Whats you favorite Christmas joke?

I know this is an unorthodox post, but, I would love to hear your favorites!

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why did the kids with the fancy bus try so hard?

Fo' Frizzle

What did the kid say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while trying to catch him?

Nana boo boo

Jim Morrison Jokes More Jim Morrison Jokes

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse, Janice Joplin, Jim Morrison, and a bottle of scotch?

OC) A bottle of scotch can keep beyond 27 years.

Why did Jim Morrison overdose on drugs?

To get to the other side.

Statue Jokes More Statue Jokes

What did the statue say to the chair?

Chair? Statue?! :D

What did the Kiwi say to the Statue?

Statue bro?

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why did the black man wear a tuxedo to his Vasectomy?

If he was going to be impotent he wanted to look impotent.

What did David Crockett say when he looked over the Alamo wall and saw 3000 Mexicans?

Hey I didn't know we were pouring concrete today.

Oc Jokes More Oc Jokes

How many Zionists does it take to change a light bulb?

OC Just one. And if you disagree with me, you're an anti-Semite.

What did the Navy battleship captain say to his first mate during a skirmish?

OC I think I'm feeling C6

Lifespan Jokes More Lifespan Jokes

How do you estimate your kids lifespan?

Hand them a mechanical pencil with the lead out and see how the use it. Child A: look mom I'm a doctor! - expect them to live to 80+ years. Child B: look mom I'm a heroin user! - expect them to live to about 27.

What is the lifespan of an owl?

6 1/2 books.

Janice Joplin Jokes More Janice Joplin Jokes

What's the difference between Amy Winehouse, Janice Joplin, Jim Morrison, and a bottle of scotch?

OC) A bottle of scotch can keep beyond 27 years.

What do John Belushi, Jim Morrison, John Candy, Jimi, Hendrix, and Janice Joplin have in common?

They all died Jung.