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What does Sherlock Holmes do in the toilet?

He de-deuces.

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Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

Why couldn't Moses believe his mother sent him away in a basket?

Because he was in de-nile

Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians?

Because they all live in de-nile...

How do Chinese people name their kids?

They throw silverware down a flight of stairs....ting, tong, ping, ding

What do you call a cow abortion?

De-calf

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What does a panther say when it steps on ants?

ded-ant.. ded-ant.. ded-ant dedan deadANT dedandead-annnnnt # d-d-d-deadant.

Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

Why did the man drowning in the Nile River think he wasn't going to die?

Because he was in de-nile.

What do you call a veal-birthing cow?

De-calf

Who Loves Debates?

De fishes

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What is Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's de-composing ! Happy Halloween everyone.

What do you call a Muslim who plays '50s rock music during Ramadan?

a Rama-dana-ding-dong

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Suddenly....I'm not half the man I used to be....."

How much does it cost to buy multiple prosthetic limbs?

An arm and a leg.

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What do you get when you mix an octopus with a black guy?

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What did the token black guy say to the other black guy who walks in the party?

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Who was the true winner of the 1940 Tour de France?

The 7th German Panzer Division

Who won the Tour de France in 1940?

the Sixth German Panzer Division

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What's white in the morning, white in the afternoon and white in the evening?

An Irishman trying to get a tan.

What happened when the husband tried to deep fry his wife?

She went to the battered women's shelter

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What do you get if you cross an alligator with Sherlock Holmes ?

An Investigator.

What does Sherlock Holmes do in the toilet?

He de-deuces.

Rio De Janeiro Jokes More Rio De Janeiro Jokes

What Pokemon would you catch in Rio De Janeiro?

Zikachu.

What did the Russian athlete say when he was stung by a mosquito during the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro?

zika blyat

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Why is it so hard to find Thor's brother?

Because he stays low key

How do you stay warm outside in the winter?

You just stand in a corner, they are usually around 90 degrees.

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How many waiters does it take to change a light bulb?

None a burned out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye.

Why would someone in jail want to catch the measles?

So he could break out.