De Jokes

What does Sherlock Holmes do in the toilet?

He de-deuces.

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Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

Why couldn't Moses believe his mother sent him away in a basket?

Because he was in de-nile

Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians?

Because they all live in de-nile...

How do Chinese people name their kids?

They throw silverware down a flight of stairs....ting, tong, ping, ding

What do you call a cow abortion?

De-calf

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What does a panther say when it steps on ants?

ded-ant.. ded-ant.. ded-ant dedan deadANT dedandead-annnnnt # d-d-d-deadant.

Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

Why did the man drowning in the Nile River think he wasn't going to die?

Because he was in de-nile.

What do you call a veal-birthing cow?

De-calf

Who Loves Debates?

De fishes

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What is Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's de-composing ! Happy Halloween everyone.

What do you call a Muslim who plays '50s rock music during Ramadan?

a Rama-dana-ding-dong

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Which joke is better?

How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus? Ten tickles. How many tickles does it take to tickle an octopus? Ten tickles.

Where do Russian Spy's live?

In a Snow Den. (This is a joke. Please refrain from yelling at me, that he is not a spy. Thank you and have a nice day.)

Sherlock Holmes Jokes More Sherlock Holmes Jokes

Why did Sherlock Holmes get a colonoscopy?

It's alimentary, Watson.

What is Sherlock Holmes' favorite tree?

A-lemon-tree my dear Watson.

Hispanic Attack Jokes More Hispanic Attack Jokes

Why'd the Mexican guy have to take xanax?

Because of hispanic attacks..

Why did the tourist visiting Mexico bring Prolax and pepper spray?

They prevented hispanic attacks

Rio De Janeiro Jokes More Rio De Janeiro Jokes

What Pokemon would you catch in Rio De Janeiro?

Zikachu.

What did the Russian athlete say when he was stung by a mosquito during the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro?

zika blyat

Chinese Person Jokes More Chinese Person Jokes

What sound did the slot machine make when the Chinese person won the jackpot?

Cha-chink!

What Is a Chinese persons favorite holiday?

Chinko De Mayo

Cul De Sac Jokes More Cul De Sac Jokes

What do you need to do after burning your balls on the asphalt of a dead end street?

You need to cul de sac.

What do you call it when your balls are in the street?

It's Cul de sac!

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why do stoners carry lighters everywhere?

Because they don't have legs to walk, man.

What did John Wilkes Boothe's stage partner wish him on the day of that tragic night?

Break a leg. So he jumped off the balcony... Sorry that I am not funny.

Power Jokes More Power Jokes

What do you call a seafood restaurant that generates its own power?

A fission-chips shop.

How did Thor's brother get his powers?

Just Loki I guess