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What does Sherlock Holmes do in the toilet?

He de-deuces.

101 Tear-Off Lunchbox Notes with Laugh-Out-Loud Jokes for Kids, Funny Inspirational Encouragement for Kids, Space to Write Personal Message

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Why was the ink happy?

Because it had its in-de-pen-dance. I'm posting lots of really bad jokes tonight that just appear in my head, if just one person enjoys just one joke is worth it, good evening.

Why couldn't Moses believe his mother sent him away in a basket?

Because he was in de-nile

Why is it really hard to convince Egyptians?

Because they all live in de-nile...

How do Chinese people name their kids?

They throw silverware down a flight of stairs....ting, tong, ping, ding

What do you call a cow abortion?

De-calf

This joke may have profanity.

What does a panther say when it steps on ants?

ded-ant.. ded-ant.. ded-ant dedan deadANT dedandead-annnnnt # d-d-d-deadant.

Why did the man drowning in the river think he wasn't going to die?

He was in de-Nile.

Why did the man drowning in the Nile River think he wasn't going to die?

Because he was in de-nile.

What do you call a veal-birthing cow?

De-calf

Who Loves Debates?

De fishes

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What is Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's de-composing ! Happy Halloween everyone.

What do you call a Muslim who plays '50s rock music during Ramadan?

a Rama-dana-ding-dong

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De place where de cowboys ride!

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