Muppet Jokes

What are the Muppet's views on the paranormal?

It's a phenomena (do doo do doodoo)"

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What do you call bacon wrapped frog legs?

The Muppets

What do you get when you cross a muppet with the Loch Ness monster?

Messie Thank you and goodnight.

Which Muppet Are You?

quiz.

Who's the most self-centered Muppet?

Beaker. All he says is "Me Me Me."

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What did the libertarian shirt say when it was thrown into the washing machine?

AM I BEING DE-STAINED?!

What light through yonder window breaks?

ME:Well if you'd just sod off like I asked, I wouldn't have to throw lamps at you.

Center Jokes More Center Jokes

What's the best way to pack a dead person in a cardboard box?

Body centered cubic

Why were people in the Medieval times so self absorbed?

Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.

Air Jokes More Air Jokes

What is dead on its back, 100 feet in the air?

A dead centipede.

Why do black people have big nostrils?

Because air is free

Phenomenon Jokes More Phenomenon Jokes

What did quantum consciousness say to its son?

Your awareness differentiates to the expansion of experiences and freedom impacts the expression of the phenomena in reality to quantum belonging.

What term is used to describe a phenomenon where a European mans ejaculates prematurely?

Pole Position

Doooo Jokes More Doooo Jokes

What shape does a muppet follow when throw through the air?

Pa-Ra-Bo-La (do doooo do dodo)

Why doesn't Dubai screen 'The Flintstones'?

Because Abu Dhabi doooo.

Doo Jokes More Doo Jokes

What does Shaggy ask himself when he's in a bind?

What would Scooby doo

What are the Muppet's views on the paranormal?

It's a phenomena (do doo do doodoo)"

Quiz Jokes More Quiz Jokes

Which Movie Character Are You?

quizzes and found out I'm the plastic bag from American Beauty.

Which Friends character are you?

quiz and I got The Central Perk couch.

Shape Jokes More Shape Jokes

What are the best kinds of speedbumps?

Orphan shaped ones.

Why'd you give me ghost shaped candy?

Cuz you my BOO"