Why did the wheelchair-bound girlfriend break up with her boyfriend?

He kept pushing her around.

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What's the term for when the pool breaks during water birth?

A midwife crisis.

Why did the physics teacher break up with the biology teacher?

There was no chemistry.

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What do you call a couch stuffed with chic peas?

a hummus-sectional ba dum tish! I know that was bad. Please blame my boyfriend, he thought of it.

Why did I carve a heart with me and my boyfriends initials into a tree?

To sharpen the knife

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Why can't t-rexs do push ups?

Because they have been extinct for 65 million years.

Why is flatulence more satisfying after a long struggle to push it out?

Because you know you made a real ef-**fart**

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What do you call a wheelchair bound Leo?

HanDicaprio. .

Why does AMD call having 2 or more cards Crossfire?

Because no matter what card you cross, and how many, you're bound to start a fire.