Why did the wheelchair-bound girlfriend break up with her boyfriend?

He kept pushing her around.

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When do you REALLY know you need to break up with you GF?

When she starts winning arguments with you inner-voice.

Whats worse than having to break up with your Japanese girlfriend for the first time?

Her not hearing you, so you drop the bomb a 2nd time.

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What's the difference between a boyfriend and a husband?

45 minutes.

What does a feminist get when she can't afford a punching bag?

A boyfriend.

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What do you get if you push a piano down a mine?

A flat miner

How do you stop a Polish tank?

Shoot the guy that's pushing it

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Why would Sally sell seashells by the seashore?

There are plenty there that are free. Just walk and you are bound to find at least 40. Idiot

What did one end of the rope say to the other?

We were bound to get together...