What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals ?

A guard dog !

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What dogs are best for sending telegrams ?

Wire haired terriers !!

What do you get when you cross a border collie with a pit bull?

A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.

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What kind of underwear do old people wear?

Depends.

Why are you wearing masks?

There are no other giant, mutated turtles. No one's gonna mistake a different turtle for you.

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What kind of monster is safe to put in the washing machine?

A wash and wear wolf

What kind of milk do the wealthiest people in the world give to their children?

1%

Medal Jokes More Medal Jokes

Why does Mexico never wins any medals at the Olympic Games?

Because everyone who runs, swims, or jump really well is already across the border.

Why doesn't Mexico ever win any medals in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.

Uniform Jokes More Uniform Jokes

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals ?

A guard dog !

What does it take for a soldier in uniform to pick up a girl?

a smile and wave!