What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals ?

A guard dog !

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When George Washington was a general why did he like to have dogs around?

They were very helpful during the "Roverlutionary War!"

Why did the dog lose the lawsuit?

It was a shih-tzu

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Why do Italians wear gold necklaces?

So they know where to stop shaving

Why does Mom wear makeup?

Me: To look pretty. 5: But she's already pretty. Me: Aww. 5: Dad, you should wear makeup.

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What kind of guitar did the pool player own?

A: A-cue-stick.

What kind of computer can't sing?

A Dell

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How does a paralympian call home, after winning a medal?

handsfree

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals ?

A guard dog !

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Why is Bill infuriated with Chelsea's new private school?

A: They broke family tradition by making her wear a uniform.

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals ?

A guard dog !