It is when the blind try to read your face
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They always worry about the worst case!
Mars answers "shes been under a lot of pressure and has really bad gas"
A leaf blower
You'll get exhausted
Whenever they get upset, they cry their eyes out.
Tequila mockingbird.
Juan Fifty Juan
In case you wake the sleeping pills!
In both cases you wish you took it out a few seconds earlier.
So they have a place to put there chewing tobacco when brushing their teeth
Darn tootin'! (this is so dumb im sorry)
You put a color scale next to his face.
Tell a cow they're being watched.
BRB man, I've got to catch a plane. Im soz.
Me: I don't have kids. I just heard the teachers here are hot. T: M: How you doin'
Make them wipe their screen because they think text is a smudge.
Me: "I usually respond to texts and check my Twitter."
