Why are cats against abortion?

Because they're CATholic

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How many dead bodies do I have to leave on the porch before they acknowledge me?

Cats

What kinds of jokes do cats play on each other?

Purranks.

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How many Catholics does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Don't know, the pope hasn't said yet. How many Lutherans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, Lutherans don't change.

Why did the Catholic Priest cross the road?

To get to the school yard.

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What do people in Prague call abortions?

Canceled Czechs

Why does Bernie Sanders support abortions?

Because even after he's blown his load he won't pull out.