Why are commercial flights always cheaper for vultures?

All their luggage is carrion.

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What do you call a vulture with no beak?

A head banger.

What does a vulture bring onto a plane?

Carrion luggage

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Why are commercial flights always cheaper for vultures?

All their luggage is carrion.

Where do elephants keep their luggage?

In their trunk!

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What kind of luggage does a vulture bring on a plane?

Carrion.

Why are condors such efficient fliers?

All their luggage is carrion.