Why do cemeteries have fences?

Because people are dying to get in.

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How are crayons like people?

The white ones are usually pretty pointless

Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

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Why did the chemist die?

He ate a Pb and J sandwich.

What did the rabbi say after he was diagnosed with an aggressive and inoperable form of brain cancer, and his wife and child died in a car crash while driving to the hospital?

Oy vey!"

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Because they always take a fence

Why are there fences around a graveyard?

Because people are dying to get in!

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Why do they put fences around cemeteries?

People are dying to get in.

Why are there fences around cemeteries?

people are dying to get in.