Why do cemeteries have fences?

Because people are dying to get in.

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What type of people do vampires like?

Type O positive people.

Did you hear that the police have a warrant out on a midget psychic ripping people off?

It reads "Small medium at large."

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Why do men, on average, die before women?

Because they want to.

What do they call deers in space?

I don't know, they would probably die anyways.

Fence Jokes More Fence Jokes

What time zone are you in when you find a sheep stuck in a fence?

Mountin' time

Why do cemeteries have fences?

Because people are dying to get in.

Cemetery Jokes More Cemetery Jokes

What's the difference between the lavatory and the cemetery?

No difference - when you gotta go, you gotta go!

Why do they have fences around a cemetery?

Because people are dying to get in.